Grating Horror Soundscape.
Welcome to the Open House! I’m Kathy, your realtor. You’ll probably want to keep your shoes on. On your left is the living room, complete with ornate working fireplace. It’s fueled by the souls of the damned AND it heats the whole house! Mind yourself around the walls, they can get a little grabby if they haven’t been fed yet. Up the stairs and to your right is piece de resistance... the jacuzzi tub! The water filtration system gets out most of the blood. Now, about the attic...