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Its broken and can´t be fixed. You have the feeling to try anything to repair it but you know it can never be done.
02:28
Hey buddy, that is quite the sack of onions you have! If I had a sack of onions like that, I'd be happier than a tree on Arbor Day! Everyone wants to get their hand in an onion sack like that. Me? I like a nice purple onion, but you don't get to pick favorites when you got your hand in an onion sack. A big yellow one can feel like a little purple one. You won't know 'til you pull it out, and by then you already got yourself an onion. I know most folks don't want strangers mucking about in unfamiliar onion sacks these days, so I'll be on my way. But, that is quite the sack of onions you have. To perform the monolog "Onion Capers" at your school or event, speak the words out loud at your school or event.
02:14
Do you have recurring dreams of being an industrial roomba working in an ore processing facility? Do you make fantasy paintings and need some music for timelapses? Do you go jog-hopping in low-gravity post-apocalyptic environments? Do you have opinions about eggs? Are you a monster who is in charge of other monsters? Did you work on a top-hat/sombrero assembly line? Are you starting a ferry line on the river Acheron to compete with Charon? Are you drafting epic legislation? Do you enjoy hitting dumpsters with sticks?
09:17
Feeling : like a thought about a Love thats gone long time ago but it still feels good to think about that or thinking about the Kids Birthday 40 Years ago
03:22
I got a request to do a short piece as the intro to a video game. They were looking for a vintage fun "Paper Mario" type aesthetic. That's where the mighty Technics KN700 comes in! This keyboard is a machine that just oozes that late 90's sound. I combined the preset beats from the keyboard with some custom MIDI synth presets I developed on Logic Pro X's internal ES2 synth.
00:28
You know the old phrase "as relaxing as a toaster"? They meant any electrical machine, really. I think if a toaster were to make relaxing music this is it.
03:53
Featured loops from DarkNES (whom I recently read about on Wikipedia!) Hey, man! Is that an Atoke? Hells yeah, its an Atoke! If I could choose of any shape of percussion - I’m going to choose "Taco-shaped percussion". There is no other feeling quite like beating your metal taco with a stick. I wish this description were more fictional than it actually is.
03:05
You never notice how effective a car horn is until you use it. I usually park my car near a sidewalk and alarm 7 year olds on their way to and from school. 7 year olds are your target market for this sort of thing. They jump like antelope! All the kids in my neighborhood are acclimatized, now. It isn't as much fun. You also never notice how effective a Picardy third is until you do it with car horns. You're welcome.
01:40
We all can't hide from it: AI will occupy an ever greater part of our lives, both positively and negatively. That's what this song is about - with the beautiful voice of Kara Square.
03:55
Do you look under the bed at night when it's dark? Maybe you believe in monsters too? This song with the great voice of Admiral Bob (Richard Bethell) combines rock with orchestral music.
03:06
Do you sometimes miss summer and holidays in winter? This song reminds me of a beautiful sunset on Mallorca, a beach bar, a cocktail in my hand - sometimes the end of the evening can be so beautiful :)
04:17
Epic, action-packed, so to speak full on the face: Here is "Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 14" - so you can finally make big trailers like in the movies :)
01:43
